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I recently had a conversation with a friend that inspired this week’s column:

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It's funny to me that this culture allows outdated, minority values affect where we are willing to let ourselves explore. Is it just me, or are most people's fantasies just a little bit wilder than so-called “normal sex”.

It seems as if people have two sets of ethics - one in which they display themselves as following, and one in which they actually adhere to.

But behind closed doors, and all facades aside, people are playing with foot fetishes, masturbating while getting pissed on, and, shockingly enough, pegging, BUY Methylphenobarbital ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION. (All of these are things friends have told me they've done recently.) When it comes down to it, 'normal' sex’ might be a lot spicier than what we imagine it is. Pretending to only want conventional sex seems not only limiting, but also altogether untrue.

So here's hoping that the friend of mine goes for that girl he's been in love with. And if a strap-on in the bum is the one thing keeping him from taking a chance and asking her out, I can only hope it's not out of fear that he's giving into his reservations.

Besides, I know quite a few guys who kinda like the good ol' wayward-finger-in-the-butt during sex. Who's to say that pegging might not soon become a welcome addition to his bag-of-tricks as well.

Muahaha. See you next semester, sluts.

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November 11, 2010 2

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Every career has it’s pros and cons. This job is no different. Once the cons start outweighing the pros, I’ll quit for good. But that hasn’t happened yet. I love my job, and I take great offence to anyone who tells me I’m a whore or I shouldn’t enjoy my work, BUY Rythmol ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION. I’ve been an exhibitionist my entire life, and a highly sexually and open being since I started masturbating.

This column is just me coming out and telling you my job. I thought it was about time. I’m not ashamed of anything, I have nothing to hide and lead a very unique life. BUY Rythmol ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION, I think that’s more than some people can say. Plus, some interesting and crazy stuff is always happening at my work, and I’d love to blog about it every week. Like the guys who want to be taken into V.I.P., just to be hit in the face repeatedly. Neat stuff.

So, while all you kids are in the library or your bedrooms reading about whatever subject, or stressing about that final exam on the Roman Empire, know that I’m doing the same thing. Except I’m half naked and straddling a pole.

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Advanced:

Maybe you’re thinking, ‘this is a sex column, where’s the sex?’ Well I have one more game I’ve been privy to.

Sex Roulette – During one party, I was sitting in the living room with a friend. The party was pretty boring. BUY Cephalexin ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION, She looked at me and said, ‘I’m going to hook up with the next person that walks through the front door!’ A ballsy proposition given the ever-present possibility of him being a friend’s ex, a douchebag, or just plain ugly. But after only a couple minutes, the door opened, and by the end of the night, bless her heart, she followed through on her word and the two of them left together. I suppose we do live in a gambling town after all.

These are just a few of the games I’ve seen to spice up a party. Try one of these to add a little bit of fun to the night, or make up a new one. As the weather gets colder, we can all use something to keep warm, and really make it an orgy. I mean, party.

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Just as in other encounters, remember that the threesomes you see in porn aren't real sex. Cum-swapping looks great on film, and so do those extra-exaggerated orgasms, but this is real life and you’re not Jenna Jameson. With extra people involved, extra attention needs to be paid to everyone to reach that climactic point of earth-shattering moaning and group high-fives, BUY Tamiflu (Roche) ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION. Treat the additional bodies as the opportunity for twice as much giving, rather than twice as much receiving.

Now, just like we all have a favorite sibling or a favorite hairstyle on our boyfriend – we also know better than to ever confess this favoritism to the lesser party. So it is similar that you’re probably going to find one person more attractive than the other. But just as you wouldn’t let on that that new hairstyle tends to emphasize one’s unflattering receding hairline, this also is not the time or place to fixate on one partner at the expense of the other. BUY Tamiflu (Roche) ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION, To do so is just a mood-kill, and bad form. Take this opportunity to enjoy the additional curves and attention for the occasional treat that it is.

And if you do make the error of playing favorites, think about an apology card. I’m pretty sure Hallmark makes them.

The Cool-Down

This is where the encounter can all end smoothly and go down into the ‘oh my god, this one time…’ history books, or can unravel the high of boundaries and inhibitions being challenged and cast aside. At this point, assuming there is a couple and an additional third, it becomes the third’s duty to kindly make an exit and give the couple a chance to check in with each other.

Now, if there is no couple, but rather you’ve ended up here totally randomly following a blurry night at a place known simply as ‘The Green Door’, well, take it from me, go home, pop open a pint of ice cream and put in that Jersey Shore Season 1 dvd and sigh in ecstasy.

Nothing is more polar opposite of sexy than waking up beside two snoring strangers bathed in the hazy, unflattering hotel-room light of morning.

Or you guys could all make breakfast together, and do it again.

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Communication: If something hurts, be vocal. Safe words are important. Pick something completely separated from the sexual content. “Sink” is a good one. Example: My f-buddy pulled my hair way too hard last Saturday night, so I yelled “Sink!”

Preparation: Rough sex can be harsh on certain body parts. BUY Noctamid ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION, I have one word for you: Lubrication. Example: Annie didn’t use lubrication, so now she has a yeast infection.

Concentration: It’s crucial you concentrate on the details. Why. Because the devil is in the details, duh. Example: I noticed Noah’s hands were red from the belt cutting off his circulation, so I loosened the grip.

If you communicate, prepare, and concentrate on the hardcore pleasure, you should lower your chances of death by intercourse. Oh, and don’t use knives. I learned that the hard way.

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You are a tease. And I hate you. Go back to high school.

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