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On the night of March 8, I hugged my parents close, told them I loved them, and apologized deeply for sticking pencils in their pillows as an April Fools’ Day joke 12 years prior. For on Friday, March 9, I would be utilizing the Cragislist Rideshare program to give 57-year-old Bob C. a ride to [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11272" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Becca Ewart"][/caption] So you didn’t get a ticket to Burning Man 2012. Join the club. While this year’s experimental lottery system left thousands of would-be participants without means of attending, there’s no reason to malinger this summer in the Default World. Direct your energies elsewhere. Some of the creators [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11265" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Will von Tagen"][/caption] The point is invariably reached when the last drip of amusement has wrung clean from the typical downtown scene. Relationships need breaks, and your water hole of choice is no exception to the rule. The girls become faceless—the drinks become nameless; and the song that pounds [...]
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PACKING FOR THE TRIP… Charlie Woodman Sometimes people will get together and spend 100 years pretending to be legitimate tunnel bandits. It’s not a common thing, but it’s been known to happen. For example, it happened to me. [caption id="attachment_11260" align="aligncenter" width="458" caption="Illustration by Ariana Critchfield"][/caption] Earlier in my college career, a friend from a [...]
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I can remember back to sixth grade, when some guy would constantly make comments about how fat I was. It was humiliating and degrading to be ridiculed in the middle of a classroom that had 25 students, all looking at me and judging me for something I couldn’t control. We had a student teacher, and [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11245" align="aligncenter" width="706" caption="by Evynn McFalls"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_11246" align="aligncenter" width="707" caption="by Evynn McFalls"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_11247" align="aligncenter" width="706" caption="by Evynn McFalls"][/caption]
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[caption id="attachment_11239" align="alignright" width="200" caption="Photo by Brandon Lacow"][/caption] My goal with this project is to allow people to look at the nude human figure as if it were art. Applying colored lighting and dark shadows has allowed me to accomplish this goal. The shadows allow for the figure to be broken down into segments for [...]
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“Raving,to put it simply, is an easy way to get fucked more in one night than you ever would in your life, and the easiest way to get the drug hook ups.” My sorority sisters are always talking about how fun it is to rave and I decided I totes wanted to go. I looked [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11148" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Katherine Sawicki"][/caption] When the editor called me, I was up in my office underneath my blanket of seclusion with a bottle of cheap bourbon and my trusty rod. She was hysterical when she called. Dames always are that way, especially when they get on the other end of a [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11144" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Geoff Roseborough"][/caption] There is a scourge taking over our society. The very fabric of our day-to-day life is within seconds of being compromised forever. By now, any reasonable person should have recognized this menace as being only one thing. Not the constant threat of foreign persons impeding our nation’s [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11140" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Geoff Roseborough"][/caption] Too long has an important American subculture gone unnoticed, cast aside and unrepresented by mass media. The state of American advertising and pop culture has somehow managed to miss this small but substantial group of people, leaving them to seek solace in each other’s company and in [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11136" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Nick Rattigan"][/caption] The construction of the new dorm on Virginia is said to be coming to an end soon, and it is planned to be open for the coming semester, Fall 2012. This is an exciting new prospect for the University of Nevada, Reno that will be great for [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11132" align="alignright" width="200" caption="Photo by Geoff Roseborough"][/caption] The Associated Students of the University of Nevada (ASUN) have grown complacent, and I am tired of it. I am tired of ASUN being a streamlined, well-oiled machine, because machines sometimes overrun their human masters in a bid for freedom. I am tired of typing ASUN into [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11114" align="alignright" width="247" caption="Photo by Becca Ewart"][/caption] Dear Broadcast News Graduates of the Reynolds School of Journalism, I extend to you my heartfelt congratulations on completion of your studies in the noble field of Journalism. You can rest assured, the thousands of dollars worth of debt incurred during the pursuit of this endeavor [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11110" align="alignright" width="229" caption="Illustration by Geoff McFarland"][/caption] Calling all my mistresses of the night! Prepare for your dutiful binge once again! Watch as they busy themselves readying for the night of depravity that awaits them. Each of them is stationed in front of their mirror, applying their makeup as if their faces were paint [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11102" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Diamond Lambert"][/caption] Standup comedy is hard. Observing the quirks of the world around you and crafting a sentence in a way that makes it funny takes a sharp mind and hours of dedication. Often, even after days filled with writing, rewriting, and divine inspiration in the form of cheap [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11098" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Illustration by Evynn McFalls"][/caption] As a member of the world’s most exclusive intellectual communities, I have always found it to be of the utmost importance that I explore, discover, organize, and delineate truth to the masses. In the past, I have shared with you my forays into the phenomenon of Internet [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11090" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Insight Magazine"][/caption] 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11086" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Nick Rattigan"][/caption] The garage of our parents’ house has always been seen as a place of understanding, comfort, and creation for many artists. Whether it is used as the setting of a craft bench, studio backlot, or band practice, the musky smell and abundance of storage bins creates the [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11082" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo by Sebastian Diaz"][/caption] I enjoy being alone and I enjoy eating, but it took a lot of time for me to combine the two. It’s not that I hadn’t considered it. In fact, it seemed like the dream date to me. I’m not implying that I’m the dream date here, [...]
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[caption id="attachment_11078" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Illustration by Ariana Critchfield"][/caption] Third-Wave feminism means changes to our mothers’ Second Wave philosophy of rejecting domesticity and choosing a life outside the home. In fact, it means different things to a lot of different women – and men – and such a lack of definition has given it the most [...]
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The original “doing it yourself” is the art of self-lovin’. Though everybody does it, few people like to acknowledge as anything beyond a punchline. Though the act clearly lends itself to a plethora of one-liners, there’s more stigma to the deed than one usually admits for both females and males. [caption id="attachment_11069" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Photo [...]
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