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• Dan
• May 1, 2009, 13:52
Ok…for a lot of the people reading this, the title is “Do I look like a porn star?” What exactly were you expecting to read? In fact, I believe the title of the blog itself is “The Hump”. Opinions are opinions, everyone is entitled the them. However, if you are going to attack someone for THEIR blog with their OWN opinions, KNOWING what the subject matter is, by calling them a “slut” or any other choice word, then you are no better. This blog is for entertainment…if you have something to say, write you own.
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• Dan
• May 1, 2009, 13:52
Ok…for a lot of the people reading this, the title is “Do I look like a porn star?” What exactly were you expecting to read? In fact, I believe the title of the blog itself is “The Hump”. Opinions are opinions, everyone is entitled the them. However, if you are going to attack someone for THEIR blog with their OWN opinions, KNOWING what the subject matter is, by calling them a “slut” or any other choice word, then you are no better. This blog is for entertainment…if you have something to say, write you own.
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• EHS
• May 1, 2009, 13:39
“Do men these days really expect us to open our own doors, pay for our own meals and then expect us to act like a porn star in the sheets?”
No, not men. The type of creature you bedded was not a man, he was a boy…and yes, boys do expect such things because they are profoundly self-centered and haven’t grown up yet. You just incentivized his behavior because you said to him (in no uncertain terms), “Treat me like shit and you will still get rewarded for it.” After all, if you had a little kid and he threw a temper tantrum, what would you expect him to do if you gave him a bowl of ice cream afterward? Chances are you would have just conditioned him to throw more temper tantrums. Ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
You seem absolutely stunned that this guy would dare ask to come in your mouth, yet would anyone be that surprised if the little kid (in my example) asked for some chocolate syrup on his ice cream after his mom slapped that ice cream down in front of him, post tantrum?
Take some basic economics. One of the biggest reasons why shitty guys like Kevin exist is because they don’t have to change or adapt to a more competitive dating/sexual environment thanks to women like you (which are in abundant supply). There are PLENTY of women like you around, and thus, there are plenty of Kevins. Now, let me be clear, I’m not laying the exclusive blame for crappy guys on the shoulders of women like you. We are all responsible for our own destinies and the choices we make in life. However, you gals DO share a decent chunk of the blame here.
I have NOTHING against a one night stand or sex. I’m not a prude and I don’t find sex “immoral” or “dirty.” I’m not even of the attitude that sex should wait for marriage or a committed relationship.
However, sex should be about values, in my book. That doesn’t mean you have to want to get married or start up a relationship, but there is such a thing as standards . When you toss standards out the window, you ultimately sell yourself short and trivialize what can be a very profound and meaningful act by turning it into simply a grinding of bodies that’s more akin to masturbation (in your case, masturbation sans standards). You just turned this guy into a walking dildo and he did the same for you (well, he turned you into a walking fleshlight..ha ha). Is that really the height of your sexual aspirations? To be a vagina with legs? Or to simply sit on something long and hard like a cat in heat?
I hope not! I mean, hell…if you wanna scratch that itch at least scratch it with a guy you’re attracted to that made you laugh a lot that night, treated you decently, and meets your standards. Not only will the sex probably be way better, but your one night stand will at least be memorable and will be something you can look back on fondly. You might even be able to launch into a decent relationship or make an important friend. As you said yourself, “If he has potential in the bedroom, then maybe Kevin has potential to be my boyfriend.” I think that statement only holds up if you have standards to begin with that you hold yourself to. At least a discriminating one night stand will reflect your *good* choices and your values and you won’t have to piss on your self-respect, you know?
I mean, dang…they make products for those “itches” that you wanna scratch if that is all you’re after and from what I hear (I’m not a woman, so I can’t attest to this personally), a vibrator can out perform just about any guy by providing stimulation that the male body just isn’t capable of providing (guy’s tongues and penises can’t vibrate at like 1,400 cycles per second, sorry!). So…really. Was it worth it? Let’s be real here, you didn’t even get this experience FOR FREE. You paid for part of your meal so you could stick around long enough to bone this lame ass guy. Shit, why not cook him dinner and iron his shirts afterward? Why NOT let him come in your mouth? I’m impressed you had enough self-respect left to say, “No,” to his desires even if it did come out like a hyper sexualized Dora The Explorer (hey, you said you sounded all “cutsey” like). Anyway, I digress. Would it really be so crazy to suggest simply getting a vibrator for day to day itches and take a guy home with you periodically that you’ve really hit it off with when you desire human intimacy and contact? It seems likes that is what you really want here, something human and intimate. From what you said about Kevin, though, it doesn’t sound like you got much of that with his “nonexistent foreplay.” That intimacy and humanity is really what separates sex and masturbation in the first place. Without that, you’re just a body attempting to reach sexual climax…and there’s nothing wrong with that. However, sex can and should be so much more, though, in my opinion.
-E
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• EHS
• May 1, 2009, 13:39
“Do men these days really expect us to open our own doors, pay for our own meals and then expect us to act like a porn star in the sheets?”
No, not men. The type of creature you bedded was not a man, he was a boy…and yes, boys do expect such things because they are profoundly self-centered and haven’t grown up yet. You just incentivized his behavior because you said to him (in no uncertain terms), “Treat me like shit and you will still get rewarded for it.” After all, if you had a little kid and he threw a temper tantrum, what would you expect him to do if you gave him a bowl of ice cream afterward? Chances are you would have just conditioned him to throw more temper tantrums. Ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
You seem absolutely stunned that this guy would dare ask to come in your mouth, yet would anyone be that surprised if the little kid (in my example) asked for some chocolate syrup on his ice cream after his mom slapped that ice cream down in front of him, post tantrum?
Take some basic economics. One of the biggest reasons why shitty guys like Kevin exist is because they don’t have to change or adapt to a more competitive dating/sexual environment thanks to women like you (which are in abundant supply). There are PLENTY of women like you around, and thus, there are plenty of Kevins. Now, let me be clear, I’m not laying the exclusive blame for crappy guys on the shoulders of women like you. We are all responsible for our own destinies and the choices we make in life. However, you gals DO share a decent chunk of the blame here.
I have NOTHING against a one night stand or sex. I’m not a prude and I don’t find sex “immoral” or “dirty.” I’m not even of the attitude that sex should wait for marriage or a committed relationship.
However, sex should be about values, in my book. That doesn’t mean you have to want to get married or start up a relationship, but there is such a thing as standards . When you toss standards out the window, you ultimately sell yourself short and trivialize what can be a very profound and meaningful act by turning it into simply a grinding of bodies that’s more akin to masturbation (in your case, masturbation sans standards). You just turned this guy into a walking dildo and he did the same for you (well, he turned you into a walking fleshlight..ha ha). Is that really the height of your sexual aspirations? To be a vagina with legs? Or to simply sit on something long and hard like a cat in heat?
I hope not! I mean, hell…if you wanna scratch that itch at least scratch it with a guy you’re attracted to that made you laugh a lot that night, treated you decently, and meets your standards. Not only will the sex probably be way better, but your one night stand will at least be memorable and will be something you can look back on fondly. You might even be able to launch into a decent relationship or make an important friend. As you said yourself, “If he has potential in the bedroom, then maybe Kevin has potential to be my boyfriend.” I think that statement only holds up if you have standards to begin with that you hold yourself to. At least a discriminating one night stand will reflect your *good* choices and your values and you won’t have to piss on your self-respect, you know?
I mean, dang…they make products for those “itches” that you wanna scratch if that is all you’re after and from what I hear (I’m not a woman, so I can’t attest to this personally), a vibrator can out perform just about any guy by providing stimulation that the male body just isn’t capable of providing (guy’s tongues and penises can’t vibrate at like 1,400 cycles per second, sorry!). So…really. Was it worth it? Let’s be real here, you didn’t even get this experience FOR FREE. You paid for part of your meal so you could stick around long enough to bone this lame ass guy. Shit, why not cook him dinner and iron his shirts afterward? Why NOT let him come in your mouth? I’m impressed you had enough self-respect left to say, “No,” to his desires even if it did come out like a hyper sexualized Dora The Explorer (hey, you said you sounded all “cutsey” like). Anyway, I digress. Would it really be so crazy to suggest simply getting a vibrator for day to day itches and take a guy home with you periodically that you’ve really hit it off with when you desire human intimacy and contact? It seems likes that is what you really want here, something human and intimate. From what you said about Kevin, though, it doesn’t sound like you got much of that with his “nonexistent foreplay.” That intimacy and humanity is really what separates sex and masturbation in the first place. Without that, you’re just a body attempting to reach sexual climax…and there’s nothing wrong with that. However, sex can and should be so much more, though, in my opinion.
-E
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• EHS
• May 1, 2009, 13:39
“Do men these days really expect us to open our own doors, pay for our own meals and then expect us to act like a porn star in the sheets?”
No, not men. The type of creature you bedded was not a man, he was a boy…and yes, boys do expect such things because they are profoundly self-centered and haven’t grown up yet. You just incentivized his behavior because you said to him (in no uncertain terms), “Treat me like shit and you will still get rewarded for it.” After all, if you had a little kid and he threw a temper tantrum, what would you expect him to do if you gave him a bowl of ice cream afterward? Chances are you would have just conditioned him to throw more temper tantrums. Ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
You seem absolutely stunned that this guy would dare ask to come in your mouth, yet would anyone be that surprised if the little kid (in my example) asked for some chocolate syrup on his ice cream after his mom slapped that ice cream down in front of him, post tantrum?
Take some basic economics. One of the biggest reasons why shitty guys like Kevin exist is because they don’t have to change or adapt to a more competitive dating/sexual environment thanks to women like you (which are in abundant supply). There are PLENTY of women like you around, and thus, there are plenty of Kevins. Now, let me be clear, I’m not laying the exclusive blame for crappy guys on the shoulders of women like you. We are all responsible for our own destinies and the choices we make in life. However, you gals DO share a decent chunk of the blame here.
I have NOTHING against a one night stand or sex. I’m not a prude and I don’t find sex “immoral” or “dirty.” I’m not even of the attitude that sex should wait for marriage or a committed relationship.
However, sex should be about values, in my book. That doesn’t mean you have to want to get married or start up a relationship, but there is such a thing as standards . When you toss standards out the window, you ultimately sell yourself short and trivialize what can be a very profound and meaningful act by turning it into simply a grinding of bodies that’s more akin to masturbation (in your case, masturbation sans standards). You just turned this guy into a walking dildo and he did the same for you (well, he turned you into a walking fleshlight..ha ha). Is that really the height of your sexual aspirations? To be a vagina with legs? Or to simply sit on something long and hard like a cat in heat?
I hope not! I mean, hell…if you wanna scratch that itch at least scratch it with a guy you’re attracted to that made you laugh a lot that night, treated you decently, and meets your standards. Not only will the sex probably be way better, but your one night stand will at least be memorable and will be something you can look back on fondly. You might even be able to launch into a decent relationship or make an important friend. As you said yourself, “If he has potential in the bedroom, then maybe Kevin has potential to be my boyfriend.” I think that statement only holds up if you have standards to begin with that you hold yourself to. At least a discriminating one night stand will reflect your *good* choices and your values and you won’t have to piss on your self-respect, you know?
I mean, dang…they make products for those “itches” that you wanna scratch if that is all you’re after and from what I hear (I’m not a woman, so I can’t attest to this personally), a vibrator can out perform just about any guy by providing stimulation that the male body just isn’t capable of providing (guy’s tongues and penises can’t vibrate at like 1,400 cycles per second, sorry!). So…really. Was it worth it? Let’s be real here, you didn’t even get this experience FOR FREE. You paid for part of your meal so you could stick around long enough to bone this lame ass guy. Shit, why not cook him dinner and iron his shirts afterward? Why NOT let him come in your mouth? I’m impressed you had enough self-respect left to say, “No,” to his desires even if it did come out like a hyper sexualized Dora The Explorer (hey, you said you sounded all “cutsey” like). Anyway, I digress. Would it really be so crazy to suggest simply getting a vibrator for day to day itches and take a guy home with you periodically that you’ve really hit it off with when you desire human intimacy and contact? It seems likes that is what you really want here, something human and intimate. From what you said about Kevin, though, it doesn’t sound like you got much of that with his “nonexistent foreplay.” That intimacy and humanity is really what separates sex and masturbation in the first place. Without that, you’re just a body attempting to reach sexual climax…and there’s nothing wrong with that. However, sex can and should be so much more, though, in my opinion.
-E
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 13:39
Matt -
I’ve had some awesome, healthy relationships! But thanks for all of your opinions! Dialogue is a must when it comes to sex.
Remember, this is a blog and not a news story. These are MY thoughts and not Insight’s.
Read what you want, dislike what you dislike and share your opinion as often as you feel necessary!
To act like you have some form of standards you have set which include screwing someone you dont really know or really like
Kevin and I have known each other for quite some time now and he is a decent guy.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 13:39
Matt -
I’ve had some awesome, healthy relationships! But thanks for all of your opinions! Dialogue is a must when it comes to sex.
Remember, this is a blog and not a news story. These are MY thoughts and not Insight’s.
Read what you want, dislike what you dislike and share your opinion as often as you feel necessary!
To act like you have some form of standards you have set which include screwing someone you dont really know or really like
Kevin and I have known each other for quite some time now and he is a decent guy.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 13:39
Matt -
I’ve had some awesome, healthy relationships! But thanks for all of your opinions! Dialogue is a must when it comes to sex.
Remember, this is a blog and not a news story. These are MY thoughts and not Insight’s.
Read what you want, dislike what you dislike and share your opinion as often as you feel necessary!
To act like you have some form of standards you have set which include screwing someone you dont really know or really like
Kevin and I have known each other for quite some time now and he is a decent guy.
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• Matt
• May 1, 2009, 13:25
also, what is the point of this story? To pretend like youre informing us guys to be “gentlemen”? To act like you have some form of standards you have set which include screwing someone you dont really know or really like, but acting all offended when he asks for something sexual he wanted? To post a blog making fun of this guy and make yourself seem superior in some way? This is shameful, Im a little disappointed that the Insight would attach its name to this.
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• Matt
• May 1, 2009, 13:25
also, what is the point of this story? To pretend like youre informing us guys to be “gentlemen”? To act like you have some form of standards you have set which include screwing someone you dont really know or really like, but acting all offended when he asks for something sexual he wanted? To post a blog making fun of this guy and make yourself seem superior in some way? This is shameful, Im a little disappointed that the Insight would attach its name to this.
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• Matt
• May 1, 2009, 13:25
also, what is the point of this story? To pretend like youre informing us guys to be “gentlemen”? To act like you have some form of standards you have set which include screwing someone you dont really know or really like, but acting all offended when he asks for something sexual he wanted? To post a blog making fun of this guy and make yourself seem superior in some way? This is shameful, Im a little disappointed that the Insight would attach its name to this.
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• Matt
• May 1, 2009, 13:07
wow. Im no prude but I agree with defcon. what happened to sex actually meaning anything? I mean what would it take for you NOT to put out?
I quote “if he has potential in the bedroom, then maybe Kevin has potential to be my boyfriend.” you say this and then wonder why you end up with losers and creeps? maybe you should have an ounce of self respect.
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• Matt
• May 1, 2009, 13:07
wow. Im no prude but I agree with defcon. what happened to sex actually meaning anything? I mean what would it take for you NOT to put out?
I quote “if he has potential in the bedroom, then maybe Kevin has potential to be my boyfriend.” you say this and then wonder why you end up with losers and creeps? maybe you should have an ounce of self respect.
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• Matt
• May 1, 2009, 13:07
wow. Im no prude but I agree with defcon. what happened to sex actually meaning anything? I mean what would it take for you NOT to put out?
I quote “if he has potential in the bedroom, then maybe Kevin has potential to be my boyfriend.” you say this and then wonder why you end up with losers and creeps? maybe you should have an ounce of self respect.
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• Dan
• May 1, 2009, 12:14
Defcon – What does “pwned” mean?
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• Dan
• May 1, 2009, 12:14
Defcon – What does “pwned” mean?
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• Dan
• May 1, 2009, 12:14
Defcon – What does “pwned” mean?
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 11:48
Defcon-
1. I try not to judge individuals on their personal choices in life.
2. Sometimes two people can hit it off physically and not connect on an emotional level. This happens to turn into something that we call casual sex. There are no games. It was what it was and there was an understanding. Men have participated in this act of casual sex since forever and why it should it be any different for women? We tried a date. It didn’t work. End of story.
3. Again, great sex doesn’t always involve love. Granted, love and sex should be hand and hand and I am all for that and that truly is when it is at its best. However, I like to scratch that itch sometimes.
4. I in no way said that I will have sex with any guy I meet. Just now I dealt with a customer and in no point in time did I say, “Do you want to stick it in?”
Bring on the judgment, my friends! I wouldn’t be sharing my stories if I wasn’t confident with who I am and what I do.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 11:48
Defcon-
1. I try not to judge individuals on their personal choices in life.
2. Sometimes two people can hit it off physically and not connect on an emotional level. This happens to turn into something that we call casual sex. There are no games. It was what it was and there was an understanding. Men have participated in this act of casual sex since forever and why it should it be any different for women? We tried a date. It didn’t work. End of story.
3. Again, great sex doesn’t always involve love. Granted, love and sex should be hand and hand and I am all for that and that truly is when it is at its best. However, I like to scratch that itch sometimes.
4. I in no way said that I will have sex with any guy I meet. Just now I dealt with a customer and in no point in time did I say, “Do you want to stick it in?”
Bring on the judgment, my friends! I wouldn’t be sharing my stories if I wasn’t confident with who I am and what I do.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 11:48
Defcon-
1. I try not to judge individuals on their personal choices in life.
2. Sometimes two people can hit it off physically and not connect on an emotional level. This happens to turn into something that we call casual sex. There are no games. It was what it was and there was an understanding. Men have participated in this act of casual sex since forever and why it should it be any different for women? We tried a date. It didn’t work. End of story.
3. Again, great sex doesn’t always involve love. Granted, love and sex should be hand and hand and I am all for that and that truly is when it is at its best. However, I like to scratch that itch sometimes.
4. I in no way said that I will have sex with any guy I meet. Just now I dealt with a customer and in no point in time did I say, “Do you want to stick it in?”
Bring on the judgment, my friends! I wouldn’t be sharing my stories if I wasn’t confident with who I am and what I do.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 11:28
True. I gave it up so I guess he wins in the end. But I’m looking for something more and when he does, he won’t find it because a girl who wants to get married will most likely want to be treated like a lady, not a slut.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 11:28
True. I gave it up so I guess he wins in the end. But I’m looking for something more and when he does, he won’t find it because a girl who wants to get married will most likely want to be treated like a lady, not a slut.
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• Nicole da Roza
• May 1, 2009, 11:28
True. I gave it up so I guess he wins in the end. But I’m looking for something more and when he does, he won’t find it because a girl who wants to get married will most likely want to be treated like a lady, not a slut.
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• Matija
• May 1, 2009, 11:26
Misinformed…it may be the other way round.
He didn’t pay for dinner and had a goodtime…the man sounds pretty informed to me.
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• Matija
• May 1, 2009, 11:26
Misinformed…it may be the other way round.
He didn’t pay for dinner and had a goodtime…the man sounds pretty informed to me.
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• Matija
• May 1, 2009, 11:26
Misinformed…it may be the other way round.
He didn’t pay for dinner and had a goodtime…the man sounds pretty informed to me.
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• Defcon
• Apr 30, 2009, 23:32
Okay wait, you’re an idiot.
1.) He was a terrible date and just sounds like a low-life, we got that.
2.) Even after you established that, you lower yourself to have sex with this game-playing, low-life guy
3.) You expect him to give you great sex? A douche that doesn’t even open a door for you? You expect to have good sex with him?
4.) It sounds like you are a slut, or at least you just have sex with any guy that you are with, but you get offended by a guy wanting to blow a load in your mouth…c’mon, you should be familiar with this action.
mental problems.
pwned.
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• Defcon
• Apr 30, 2009, 23:32
Okay wait, you’re an idiot.
1.) He was a terrible date and just sounds like a low-life, we got that.
2.) Even after you established that, you lower yourself to have sex with this game-playing, low-life guy
3.) You expect him to give you great sex? A douche that doesn’t even open a door for you? You expect to have good sex with him?
4.) It sounds like you are a slut, or at least you just have sex with any guy that you are with, but you get offended by a guy wanting to blow a load in your mouth…c’mon, you should be familiar with this action.
mental problems.
pwned.
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• Defcon
• Apr 30, 2009, 23:32
Okay wait, you’re an idiot.
1.) He was a terrible date and just sounds like a low-life, we got that.
2.) Even after you established that, you lower yourself to have sex with this game-playing, low-life guy
3.) You expect him to give you great sex? A douche that doesn’t even open a door for you? You expect to have good sex with him?
4.) It sounds like you are a slut, or at least you just have sex with any guy that you are with, but you get offended by a guy wanting to blow a load in your mouth…c’mon, you should be familiar with this action.
mental problems.
pwned.
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• Gregory
• Apr 30, 2009, 21:36
I laughed so hard reading this. Fantastic.
I cannot believe that he is such a tool, or that you agreed to his lameness. As for a woman ‘teaching’ a man some truths, any real man will handle it and listen up. Studs are made, not born. And a man can fake it. I have. To think otherwise is just silly, as if women always check to see if they really did.
I have a friend (really, it is a friend, I don’t like porn) who LOVES porn and one of his hookups said that much about him. That he was trying to be in a porn, as if that is what turned her on. I asked then if she told him anything. She said no. So our author is right, communicate and it gets better all around – especially when he learns how to retain. Then you are entering Sting territory!
Keep it coming, this is just fab! (no pun intended)
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• Gregory
• Apr 30, 2009, 21:36
I laughed so hard reading this. Fantastic.
I cannot believe that he is such a tool, or that you agreed to his lameness. As for a woman ‘teaching’ a man some truths, any real man will handle it and listen up. Studs are made, not born. And a man can fake it. I have. To think otherwise is just silly, as if women always check to see if they really did.
I have a friend (really, it is a friend, I don’t like porn) who LOVES porn and one of his hookups said that much about him. That he was trying to be in a porn, as if that is what turned her on. I asked then if she told him anything. She said no. So our author is right, communicate and it gets better all around – especially when he learns how to retain. Then you are entering Sting territory!
Keep it coming, this is just fab! (no pun intended)
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• Gregory
• Apr 30, 2009, 21:36
I laughed so hard reading this. Fantastic.
I cannot believe that he is such a tool, or that you agreed to his lameness. As for a woman ‘teaching’ a man some truths, any real man will handle it and listen up. Studs are made, not born. And a man can fake it. I have. To think otherwise is just silly, as if women always check to see if they really did.
I have a friend (really, it is a friend, I don’t like porn) who LOVES porn and one of his hookups said that much about him. That he was trying to be in a porn, as if that is what turned her on. I asked then if she told him anything. She said no. So our author is right, communicate and it gets better all around – especially when he learns how to retain. Then you are entering Sting territory!
Keep it coming, this is just fab! (no pun intended)
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• Tyler
• Apr 30, 2009, 20:03
No, it shouldn’t be your fault if they’re uninformed, and if they are any kind of guy at all, they should be able to handle constructive criticism.
There’s a fine line between someone who is clueless, and someone who just doesn’t give a damn, and it seems like this guy fell hard on the latter side.
Great story, enjoying the blog, keep it up!
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• Tyler
• Apr 30, 2009, 20:03
No, it shouldn’t be your fault if they’re uninformed, and if they are any kind of guy at all, they should be able to handle constructive criticism.
There’s a fine line between someone who is clueless, and someone who just doesn’t give a damn, and it seems like this guy fell hard on the latter side.
Great story, enjoying the blog, keep it up!
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• Tyler
• Apr 30, 2009, 20:03
No, it shouldn’t be your fault if they’re uninformed, and if they are any kind of guy at all, they should be able to handle constructive criticism.
There’s a fine line between someone who is clueless, and someone who just doesn’t give a damn, and it seems like this guy fell hard on the latter side.
Great story, enjoying the blog, keep it up!
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• Nicole da Roza
• Apr 30, 2009, 8:15
So if guys need a proper tutorial or a kick in the pants, then is it our fault that guys are so uninformed? And I’m not at all being sarcastic. I have often thought about this. After all, if girls keep faking it, guys are never going to know what they are doing wrong. And for us to please guys isn’t as difficult (and they certainly can’t fake it). The only problem I foresee with teaching a guy is that not all guys are open to that sort of instruction. Do you think you would be able to handle it if a girl says to you, “Look, it just isn’t working?”
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• Nicole da Roza
• Apr 30, 2009, 8:15
So if guys need a proper tutorial or a kick in the pants, then is it our fault that guys are so uninformed? And I’m not at all being sarcastic. I have often thought about this. After all, if girls keep faking it, guys are never going to know what they are doing wrong. And for us to please guys isn’t as difficult (and they certainly can’t fake it). The only problem I foresee with teaching a guy is that not all guys are open to that sort of instruction. Do you think you would be able to handle it if a girl says to you, “Look, it just isn’t working?”
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• Nicole da Roza
• Apr 30, 2009, 8:15
So if guys need a proper tutorial or a kick in the pants, then is it our fault that guys are so uninformed? And I’m not at all being sarcastic. I have often thought about this. After all, if girls keep faking it, guys are never going to know what they are doing wrong. And for us to please guys isn’t as difficult (and they certainly can’t fake it). The only problem I foresee with teaching a guy is that not all guys are open to that sort of instruction. Do you think you would be able to handle it if a girl says to you, “Look, it just isn’t working?”
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• Jessica Pacheco
• Apr 30, 2009, 0:58
I love this, keep it up!
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• Jessica Pacheco
• Apr 30, 2009, 0:58
I love this, keep it up!
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• Jessica Pacheco
• Apr 30, 2009, 0:58
I love this, keep it up!
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• Eric Thornley
• Apr 29, 2009, 23:04
Sounds like a typical douchebag, luckily, I don’t think everyone is that lame.
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• Eric Thornley
• Apr 29, 2009, 23:04
Sounds like a typical douchebag, luckily, I don’t think everyone is that lame.
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• Eric Thornley
• Apr 29, 2009, 23:04
Sounds like a typical douchebag, luckily, I don’t think everyone is that lame.
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• Brin
• Apr 29, 2009, 20:44
Dude holy shit that was funny… and by the way as a guy… most of us really just don’t have a clue.
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• Brin
• Apr 29, 2009, 20:44
Dude holy shit that was funny… and by the way as a guy… most of us really just don’t have a clue.
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• Brin
• Apr 29, 2009, 20:44
Dude holy shit that was funny… and by the way as a guy… most of us really just don’t have a clue.
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• Kevin
• Apr 29, 2009, 20:33
That guy probably likes easy video games.
After he’s done with his easy video games, he wants to fuck.
So he looks at his cell phone and realizes he has noone to have sex with.
So then he watches some porn and squeezes one of. Probably doesn’t even try to keep it going too, he probably tries to bust it off before his mom comes in with freshly-baked lemon bars.
He thinks poetry is wierd.
But what he lacks will be completely re-engineered by the first mature woman with the patience to deal with him. Some guys don’t get a proper tutorial in eating pussy until they’re fifty years old, and some women don’t realize that men need a tutorial until they’re the same age.
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• Kevin
• Apr 29, 2009, 20:33
That guy probably likes easy video games.
After he’s done with his easy video games, he wants to fuck.
So he looks at his cell phone and realizes he has noone to have sex with.
So then he watches some porn and squeezes one of. Probably doesn’t even try to keep it going too, he probably tries to bust it off before his mom comes in with freshly-baked lemon bars.
He thinks poetry is wierd.
But what he lacks will be completely re-engineered by the first mature woman with the patience to deal with him. Some guys don’t get a proper tutorial in eating pussy until they’re fifty years old, and some women don’t realize that men need a tutorial until they’re the same age.
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• Kevin
• Apr 29, 2009, 20:33
That guy probably likes easy video games.
After he’s done with his easy video games, he wants to fuck.
So he looks at his cell phone and realizes he has noone to have sex with.
So then he watches some porn and squeezes one of. Probably doesn’t even try to keep it going too, he probably tries to bust it off before his mom comes in with freshly-baked lemon bars.
He thinks poetry is wierd.
But what he lacks will be completely re-engineered by the first mature woman with the patience to deal with him. Some guys don’t get a proper tutorial in eating pussy until they’re fifty years old, and some women don’t realize that men need a tutorial until they’re the same age.